Quotes of the week…

I love quotes, especially the quips that make me smile wryly and nod in agreement. Here’s some I’ve discovered this week…

“Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.” – Marlene Dietrich

“Keep in mind that no matter how cute and sexy a guy is, there’s always some woman somewhere who’s sick of him.” – Carol Hentry

“They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?” – Diana, the late Princess of Wales

“One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor

And my personal favourite for this week…

“Kids are definitely the boss of you. Anyone who will barge into the room while you are on the commode is the boss of you. And when you explain to them that you’re on the commode and that they should leave but they don’t? That’s a high-level boss.” – Tina Fey

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