...your don't get to put your feet up. Ever.

...you go through your old maternity things and wonder how you ever got to be so big last time around (and quake at the thought of it happening all over again).

...you start wearing those same maternity things three months earlier than last time.

...people you don't know ask you when you're due and try to hide their shock that it's not sooner.

...your toddler bounces happily on your bump and you don't bat an eyelid.

...you look forward to going to bed with your maternity support pillow as much as your husband.

...you fight your toddler to get to the loo first.

...your toddler's Disney films make you sob into your maternity t-shirt.

...it's a race to see who will drop food on their belly first - you or your toddler.

...you ignore your Bounty pack.

...you start to fill in your baby book now because you know from experience there will be NO time later on.

...you ignore all the adverts for baby gadgets and focus on finding a storage solution big enough to hold a years supply of nappies that will last about a week.

Feel free to add your own in the comments!


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